Saturday, March 29, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!!!
OKAY PEOPLE. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE . DHANYA AND I ARE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY ON THE 19TH OF APRIL(THE DATE'S CONFIRMED 99%) !!!!!! AND YOU ARE ALL INVITED!(BY YOU ALL I MEAN JEN, SERENA, TAN,KARIN, NIKKI, AND HANNAH NOT SOME RANDOM PERSON READING THIS POST.LOL.)I'M ONLY TELLING YOU GUYS ABOUT THIS ON THE BLOG BECAUSE MY PHONE HAS NO CREDIT.THE PARTY IS AT MY OWN HOUSE NOT THE TEMPORARY HOUSE OKAY SO DON'T SUDDENLY SHOW UP AT 'JALAN F'AND THEN FIND IT EMPTY.OKAY SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.NOW I HAVE TO GO FINISH MY HOMEWORK(UGH!)OTHER DETAILS WILL BE TOLD LATER.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
okay people, bring out the champagne ( not literally. lol) because exams are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! overall the exams were okay....................... i mean it wasn't that hard but it wasn't that easy. the worst part will be getting the results. oh god! i'm gonna fail everything!lol.anyway i wanted to show you guys this two pictures. look at then closely see any resemblance?lol. okay see you guys tommorow. bye.
Friday, March 21, 2008
RUSH HOUR FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE BIG FANS OF THE RUSH HOUR MOVIES HERE'S ALL THE MISTAKES THAT HAPPENED BEHIND THE SCENES.ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokey-Wokey~
Since our blog has turned into a jokes/video corner, here are some jokey-wokeys(Lame. I know.)!
Not for the innocent! And curi-ed from a friend's blog, who curi-ed it from another friend, who curi-ed it from another friend, who curi-ed it from another friend, who curi...
Although I'm pretty sure they curi-ed it off FaceBook, or Friendster or something like that.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition."
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,"
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,
who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble
and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more
and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room,
ran directly home and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet,
he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it.!"
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired !'
Not for the innocent! And curi-ed from a friend's blog, who curi-ed it from another friend, who curi-ed it from another friend, who curi-ed it from another friend, who curi...
Although I'm pretty sure they curi-ed it off FaceBook, or Friendster or something like that.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition."
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,"
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,
who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble
and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more
and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room,
ran directly home and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet,
he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it.!"
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired !'
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
<3 Aly & Aj!!
Come on people, lets forget about the exam for a while and listen to Aly & Aj latest song.. Damn, this girls are good!! Love them!! XD
Like.... WHOA!!
Like.... WHOA!!
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Here are several jokes collected by our staff. Readers are welcomed to send in election jokes to editor@malaysiakini.com
(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!
(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."
Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said, "If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will be happy."
The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."
(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake.
The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, no clothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!
(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed.
Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped."
Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."
Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."
(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputra cosmonauts.
Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun.
But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp.
Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!
(6) Today's election brings to mind the old Northern Ireland election slogan - "VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN"
(7) A priest is dying in a church. Before he dies, he asked for Pak La La La Lah and Khai Ri Ri Riry to be beside his deathbed. Both of them were excited at this opportunity because they thought it would be good for their image with the elections right around the corner.
At the priest's deathbed, they asked, "Father, why did you ask us to be with you on your deathbed?"
The priest replied, "Because I wanted to die like Jesus Christ. He died between two thieves, and I wanted to do the same."
(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!
(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."
Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said, "If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will be happy."
The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."
(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake.
The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, no clothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!
(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed.
Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped."
Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."
Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."
(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputra cosmonauts.
Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun.
But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp.
Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!
(6) Today's election brings to mind the old Northern Ireland election slogan - "VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN"
(7) A priest is dying in a church. Before he dies, he asked for Pak La La La Lah and Khai Ri Ri Riry to be beside his deathbed. Both of them were excited at this opportunity because they thought it would be good for their image with the elections right around the corner.
At the priest's deathbed, they asked, "Father, why did you ask us to be with you on your deathbed?"
The priest replied, "Because I wanted to die like Jesus Christ. He died between two thieves, and I wanted to do the same."
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes.
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense,
more knowledge, but less judgment,
more experts, yet more problems,
more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space.
We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less.
We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.
These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.
A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
George Carlin
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense,
more knowledge, but less judgment,
more experts, yet more problems,
more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space.
We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less.
We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.
These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.
A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
George Carlin
Sunday, March 9, 2008
A new year, a new test
Hey, i just made a new test.. I think its sooooooooooooooo EASY!! You guys better get 100%.. Its seriously easy..
http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/1479209
GOOD LUCK!!!
http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/1479209
GOOD LUCK!!!
POLITICS.
ITS THE TOPIC EVERYONE'S BEEN DISCUSSING.THE REASON WHY THE PHONES IN THE NEWS AGENCIES HAVEN'T STOPPED RINGING AND WHY NEWS WENT ON TILL PAST ONE O' CLOCK YESTERDAY(I MEAN TODAY MORNING.)POLITICS. BREAKING NEWS : BARISAN NASIONAL HAS OF COURSE MAINTAINED THEIR WIN BUT LOST THEIR 2/3 MAJORITY INCLUDING 5 STATES TO THE OPPOSITION. THE HUGE SHOCKERS: THE REIGN OF DATUK SAMY VELLU AND SHARIZAT OF BARISAN NASIONAL HAS ENDED AFTER LOSING TO THE OPPOSITION YESTERDAY. BUT THIS IS THE ONE I FIND THE MOST SHOCKING, THE PERSON WHO LED THE HINDRAF DEMONSTRATION AND IS CURRENTLY STILL IN JAIL WON AGAINST THE BARISAN NASIONAL CANDIDATE EVEN THOUGH HE IS STILL IN JAIL.ISN'T THAT INSANE ?! ANYWAY THATS ALL THE NEWS. SEE YOU GUYS SOON
Saturday, March 8, 2008
you know a few weeks ago i went to my house with my family to see how the renovations were gong. it was so sad !!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean everything was gone! no more tiles can see the bricks on the wall and our bathrooms were totally bare! but you know somehow the workers managed to time to make wau bulan. seriously they were hanging in all sorts of places. Anyway i took some pictures .so enjoy!
Friday, March 7, 2008
I just hate our school we have such useless teachers ........i have no idea how i am gonna survive this year.........well anyway its back to studying for the march exams its barely been two weeks and we already have to concentrate on another exam .oh woe is me.on happier note at least we have one week of sleeping a bit later than usual or for some people a lot later(you know who you are).well tomorrow our parents will suffer since its voting day tomorrow one word of advice vote wisely people we do not want a government who can't govern the country .well sorry for the short post but gotta get ready cos i m goin for the cf party
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
hey everybody. its been quite a while since i've blogged.i was doing mrs. ng homework just now(gag)and i got a headache so i had to stop and take a break. anyway to all of you who don't know my sister has her own handphone now and her number's 0172893157. oh and did you know dhanya and i officially have jobs now. it was only was supposed to be a one time thing but then we were asked whether we wanted to do it for a longer period so we said yes. we teach kindergarden kids i-maths and the the first kids i thought were this brother and sister aiman and sarah. they are so extraordinarily cute!!!!!in fact all the kids there are cute. did i mention we get paid! there was however one awkward moment when i was teachinng sarah and then i heard this soft quiet little voice ask " teacher, nak pergi tandas?" at least i didn't have to follow her into the cubicle and watch her pee.lol. anyway thats all. see you guys tomorrow.
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