JOKES TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

THE JOKES ARE ALL FROM THE BOOK TITLED LAUGH LIFE-DAVIDDE ONG
MAYBE RELATED TO LEM?

1.WHAT DO SMART BLONDES AND UFO'S HAVE IN COMMON?
YOU ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT THEM BUT YOU NEVER SEE THEM

2WHY DID THE BLONDE STARE AT THE CAN OF FROZEN ORANGE JUICE?
BECAUSE IT SAID 'CONCENTRATE'

3.A LADY INSERTED AN AD IN CLASSIFIED:"HUSBAND WANTED".NEXT DAY SHE RECEIVED A HUNDRED LETTERS SAYING THE SAME THING "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"

4.YOUNG SON: DAD IS IT TRUE THAT IN SOME PARTS OF AFRICA A MAN DOESN'T KNOW HIS WIFE UNTIL HE MARRIES HER?
DAD:THAT HAPPENS IN EVERY COUNTRY SON

5.DURING A HEATED SPAT OVER FINANCES,THE HUSBAND SAID "WELL IF YOU'D LEARN TO COOK AND WERE WILLING TO CLEAN THE PLACE, WE COULD FIRE THE MAID.THE WIFE FUMING , SHOT BACK . OH YEAH???? WELL IF YOU'D LEARN TO MAKE LOVE , WE COULD FIRE THE CHAFFUER AND THE GARDENER

6.SUCCESS:

A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAT HIS WIFE CAN SPEND
A SUCCESSFUL WOMEN IS ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A MAN


7. HAPPINESS:
TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN ,YOU MUST UNDERSTAND HIM A LOT AND LOVE HIM A LITTLE
TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMEN YOU MUST LOVE HER A LOT AND TRY NOT TO UNDERSTAND HER AT ALL

8. THERE WERE TWO INDIANS AND JIM WALKING ALONG TOGETHER IN THE DESERT WHEN,ALL OF A SUDDEN , ONE OF THE INDIANS TOOK OFF AND RAN UP A HILL TO THE MOUTH OF A CAVE.

HE STOPPED AND HOLLERED INTO A CAVE ." WOOOOO! WOOOO!WOOOO!" AND THEN LISTENED VERY VERY CLOSELY UNTIL HE HEARD THE ANSWER ," WOOOOO! WOOOO!WOOOO!"HE THEN TORE OFF HIS CLOTHES AND RAN INTO THE CAVE

JIM WAS PUZZLED AND ASKED THE OTHER INDIAN WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?WAS THAT INDIAN GOOFY OR SOMETHING ?

NO SAID THE OTHER INDIAN." IT IS MATING TIME FOR US INDIANS AND WHEN YOU SEE A CAVE AND HOLLER " WOOOOO! WOOOO!WOOOO!" AND GET AN ANSWER BACK, THAT MEANS SHE IS THERE WAITING FOR YOU.

WELL JUST ABOUT THAT TIME , THE OTHER INDIAN SAW A ANOTHER CAVE.HE TOOK OFF AND RAN UP TO THE CAVE AND STOPPED AND HOLLERED " WOOOOO! WOOOO!WOOOO!"WHEN HE HEARD THE RETURN, " WOOOOO! WOOOO!WOOOO!"OFF CAME THE CLOTHES AND INTO THE CAVE HE WENT

JIM STARTED RUNNING AROUND THE DESERT LOOKING FOR A CAVE SO HE COULD FIND ONE OF THESE WOMEN THAT THE INDIANS HAD TALKED ABOUT .ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE LOOKED UP AND SAW THIS GREAT BIG CAVE.

AS HE LOOKED IN AMAZEMENT ,HE WAS THINKING " MAN LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CAVE ITS BIGGER THAN THE ONES THOSE INDIANS FOUND"THERE MUST BE SOMETHING REALLY GREAT IN THIS CAVE

WELL HE WENT UP THE HILL AT SUPER FAST SPEED WITH HOPES OF ECSTASY AND GRANDURE
.HE GOT IN FRONT OF THE CAVE AND HOLLERED , " WOOOOO! WOOOO!WOOOO!"HE WAS TICKLED ALL OVER WHEN HE HEARD THE ANSWERING CALL OF,"WOOOOOOOOOO,WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.OFF CAME THE CLOTHES AND WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE,HE RACED INTO THE CAVE .

THE NEXT DAY IN THE THE NEWSPAPER , "THE HEADLINES READ "NAKED MAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"

*THESE JOKES ARE NOT MEANT TO INSULT ANYONE

Romantic comedies

i've beeen thinking , and i decided to post about one topic each month so that this blog won't die. so this months topic is movies. and the genre............wait for it............ romantic comedies! everyone needs a romantic comedy. dont deny it! no matter who or what people are like everyone is a bit of a romantic.okay lately there have been shortage of good romantic comedies. but there have been some at least bearable ones. for instance, definetly maybe which actually has a good script, music and lyrics where the music is shockingly good and it has originality, the holiday where the storyline is fresh and the cast is superb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and on the other hand there are the classic romantic comedies which are a must to watch. the oh sooooo famous four weddings and a funeral, the even more famous notting hill,runaway bride,pretty women, love actually where you can see hugh grant kick ass as the prime minister of england, bridget jones diary, jerry maguire where the unforgettable line "SHOW ME THE MONEY" was born and we all learnt that the human head weighs eight pounds, sleepless in seattle, you've got mail where you learn how great the internet can be , miss congeneality and of course america's sweethearts. now you didnt think i'd mention romantic comedies whthout mentioning the kings and queens or romantic comedies. undoubtedly the queens of romantic comedies are of course julia roberts, meg ryan and sandra bullocks. however there are some actresses who have come close to this status like reese witherspoon, renee zelleweger,and kirsten dunst. the kings of romantic comedies are of course none other then tom hanks and hugh grant and unfortunately no one has come close to their status.wow i could be a movie critic!!!!!! to anyone who reads this feel free to disagree with my choices and LEAVE A COMMENT!

NO, i have not forgotten about this blog...

well..seeing that Karin has finally finally blogged on this blog..
i also kiasu must blog!

lol..
actually..i have not forgotten this blog..really..I check for updates every other time i come online..

haha..

anyway.. in the life minutes of the 1993 borns..
we now are very very into this new hot game..

not exactly new..but definitely hot!

introducing..

SABOTOUR..or is it SABOTUER or SABOTOUER

(whichever it is..sry lah can't remember)

*try to imagine the game right here..i'm too lazy to upload any pictures..and more so..i don't have any pictures

anyway..back to the game..
we're probably hooked on it!
it's such a great game of back stabbing and lies and deceiving..

just great..

of course..we all owe it to..the twins who so generously brings it to school everyday for our entertainment sake.. =D

oh great..look where that last sentence brought me..I have no idea how to continue talking nonsense..

well..ttfn!

edition 3

sorry there are loads more pics but malas wanna post wanna see come to my house or ask divya

Boo!

I feel a bit the cruel for abandoning this blog! I mean I know I don't update here as often as Divya, Dhanya and Serena, but at least I'm not like Jen, Tan, Nikki or Hannah. I bet they don't even know our blog exists!

I have no idea what to blog about here la!

I mean, what do you type here, when you already have a blog of your own?!

Hmm. Lets see. I should probably talk about something related to US right?


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We haven't gone out in ages! We so have to plan an outing one last time before PMR!

OR


We could all mutate into Kaifs and start studying like crap!



...I think the 2nd option is much better.

Off to search for Sivik(SSSS) Pictures now. Wasting ink only.

People, i have breaking news!...............................SUPERNATURAL SEASON 3 WILL BE COMING. i'm not sure when but its definitely in july or august. anyway here's a trailer i found on youtube.enjoy! oh and just to be clear, i DO NOT OWN THIS VIDEO.

our pet

adopt your own virtual pet!

hey. i didn't go to school today which i guess which none of us (except my weird sister who actually wanted to go to school today)did.why would anyone want to go for some report card day. its troublesome and like karin said they use up so many trees making so many papers which basically tell you what you already know. and they are the ones lecturing us about global warming..hmph!if some of you don't know what global warming does it basically means that its melting the ice caps and the water levels are rising and when the ice caps are totally melted malaysia and some other countries are going to drown and we are all going to die unless we do something about it.. well that sounds like a cheerful future.anyway moving on to a lighter topic our school's hari karnival is on the 5th of july and you are all invited(unless you are a psycopathic maniac .lol)which is the only day of each school year we actually look forward to so we can spend our money until we are broke and eat all those delightful food until we are sick.And me,tan,aiman,and some others(sorry i cant remember all your names)never got to do all these things since we were always behind the stall selling things for the past two years . anyway i better go finish my bm homework so see you all in tuition. bye

pictures edition 2

thats all for now wait for pictures edition 3

PONTENG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you guys skipped school!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By you guys i mean karin, jen li, and nikki. Well it's your loss. because you missed all the drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And because we are all such good friends we'll tell you if you come for bm tuition and in karin's case for school tomorrow. Anyway here are some pictures from mine and Dhanya's birthday party. dont worry there are more to come. this is just from the first album

7 Things I'm passionate about;
family
friends
me
books
music
fun
life

7 things I say or do often;
haarh?(indian style)
play badminton
daydream
he is an a''hole
you people are so childish
lets go swimming at karins house
irritate divya

7 things/books I've read recently;
Harry potter series
tuesdays with morrie
do they hear you when you cry
dragonlink
percy jackson series
one child
parachutes and kisses

7 songs I could listen to again and again;
i found a reason-cat power
my father's gun-elton john
here comes the sun-beatles
moon river-to many versions
in my world-avril lavigne
falling slowly-glen hansard and marketa irglova
everlasting love-jamie cullum

7 things I've learned in the past year/this year;
i get easily depressed
dont ever lose an appointment card
exams are to make you study and bear no real meaning in life
cant live with friends and you cant live without them
maths teachers have interesting stories to tell (u noe who)
the end of my life is doomed with misery with chances of getting cancer or alzheimers
life is to short wallow in misery

7 people that I tag;

eveyone who has not done this survey (too many too count)

i just got back from my job teaching kids with jen,karin and hannah and since i had nothing else to do i though i might as well do the survey since i am double tagged.anyway here goes nothing.

7 Things I'm passionate about;

* family
* friends
* my storybooks!!!!! i can't live without them!!!!!!!
* music(the contract you guys made last year proves it.lol)
* harry potter!(well i guess that goes under books but what the hell.its my wish)
* talking,talking, and talking.
* making new friends?


7 things I say or do often;

* read storybooks
* "i don't know"
* "what?!"
* "Nolah!"
* ..........
* Listen to music.
* sleep

7 things/books I've read recently;

* magyk
* flyte
* physik.
* p.s i love you
* the pretty one
* agatha christie books(too many to remember)
* Blogs.

7 songs I could listen to again and again;

* jason mraz-im yours
* Always Be My Baby-David Cook
* you found me-kelly clarkson(its kind of old but i still like it)
* falling slowly- glen hansard and marketa irglova
* story of a girl-blink 182
* becuse you live-jesse mccartney
* built to last-melee


7 things I've learned in the past year/this year;

*i still hate maths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* exams suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* school has become worse!you might think its not possible but it has!
* i will never understand my insane and annoying brother(the second one)
* the world has gone haywire
* my house has too many books
* dumbledore is gay.omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 people that I tag;

* tan
* Hannah
* Adeline !
* ainsley
* dhanya
* nikki
* anyone who reads this

Finally went out today to times square after so long .There were only six of us which consist of me ,sis,karin,serena,adeline and arthur who sadly for him was the only guy there.


we went there around 10 and waited for karin for about 15 minutes more or less and then decided to ditch her and go first.However being the kind and sympathetic people we are we decide to wait for her at dang wangi station .after we finally reached times square we had a really hard time deciding where to eat and finally had lunch at kenny rogers.here an unwanted incident occured which involves digested food being released from the body into the toilet sink.

then of course we went to watch superhero movie which was pretty sick and perverted (though still enjoyed) .did i mention karin almost punched a hole through this guy?don't worry it was not a real guy it was a picture of a guy who karin thought was cute.

the highlights of the day was serena beat arthur at bowling wohoo ! and then of course was the trip back home where we all learned the through meaning of the word packed and the term "the particles of a solid are closely packed together". it if not a traumatic experience was certainly something were not likely to forget.well thats all for now i'm gonna go sleep

a little bit of humour

okay i know i've been very emo in my last post. but this clip will have you falling of your seat from laughter. the clip is from the series 'blackadder goes forth'. a little bit of information about the series: was the fourth and final series of the BBC situation comedy Blackadder, written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton, which aired from 28 September to 2 November 1989.

The series placed the recurring characters of Blackadder(played by rowan atkinson who is known for his role in the series mr.bean), Baldrick(played by tony robinson) and George(played by hugh laurie who acts in a series called 'house', you may have heard about it.lol.) in a trench during the First World War. the nemesises of blackadder are captain darling and general melchett. anway enjoy!